See it with your own eyes, hear it with your own ears. Think with your own mind and decide with your own… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you put your trust in someone and then they literally FUCK YOU? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Accept that you are unique. Stop comparing yourself to others as this can be damaging to your happiness and self-esteem. — Nikhil Saluja Acceptance Copy Share Image
I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of… — Nikhil Saluja Animal Copy Share Image
At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
From the Number of tweets & conversations some of you tweet, it seems you never shut up in person. This isn't judging ok! — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Never trust a girl who tells her real age if she tells that, she'll tell anything. — Nikhil Saluja Girl Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Trying to be productive today? Challenge accepted! - the internet — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
Crying in the rain is a risky business. Sometimes, the rain stops in the middle but your tears don't. — Nikhil Saluja Business Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You are dumb for even trying. Is the only sentence in English that can be read either sides and give the same… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Im pretty sure the best thing about twitter is the ability to read other peoples fights. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
I never commit hate crimes because I'm against discrimination and assaulting random strangers is much more fun. — Nikhil Saluja Crime Copy Share Image
This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only time a woman should have a man by the balls is when she's sucking on them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes. — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Having sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Who cares about the Key to a woman's heart when whisKey is the quickest Key to her panties. — Nikhil Saluja Whiskey Copy Share Image
You Can Waste It Or Use It For Good! What You Do Today Is Important Because You Are Exchanging A Day Of… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. — Nikhil Saluja Brew Copy Share Image
Being in the friend zone is just like being front row at an awesome concert… except you're deaf. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
She taught me how to walk. I taught her how to perch on an escalator in a mall. — Nikhil Saluja Escalator Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Just because God gave you a mouth doesn't mean you must constantly use it. — Nikhil Saluja God Copy Share Image
Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
