That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Girls over 21 have been through so much drama. All you gotta do is hold the door open for her and she… — Nikhil Saluja Girls Copy Share Image
Girls don't try to trick me with makeup. It's a waste of both our time. — Nikhil Saluja Girls Copy Share Image
One of the most Exciting things about Life is¦, Not knowing Whats Next.!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Changed my name in my Ex's phone to Wrong Number because I'm a fucking genius. — Nikhil Saluja Wrong number Copy Share Image
A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people . If I'm not there, I go… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate to watch people suffer. That's why I just shot the guy in the head after I ran him over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Boys, Women are easy. Tell them they're pretty. Compliment some shit. Fuck them like you hate them. Easy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Diet plan: 1. Only eat in front of the mirror. 2. Don't eat ever. — Nikhil Saluja Diet Copy Share Image
There is always an easy solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. — Nikhil Saluja Problem Copy Share Image
If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Child Copy Share Image
The only way to let somebody know they are being a dick, is by acting like a bigger dick. This explains my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Lets be honest here, whenever we get a new phone.. we treat it like a new born baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love challenges. That's why I leave everything to the last minute. — Nikhil Saluja Challenge Copy Share Image
Ladies : You should never change yourself for a guy other than waxing your vagina. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only time a woman should ever look down on a man is when she's riding his cock like a cowgirl. — Nikhil Saluja Cowgirl Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing. — Nikhil Saluja Blessing Copy Share Image
Youre not afraid of clowns, youre afraid of opening your heart to love — Nikhil Saluja Fear Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing. — Nikhil Saluja Stripper Copy Share Image
If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.. ! — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Caught my 5 year old playing with my phone and she bought a gun online. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two heads are better than one - undeniable proof that men are the superior sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Beating a women is unacceptable. Period. She tries to hit you first, do like I do and tickle her until she pisses… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Money cant buy Happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.!! — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Chicks with 6 pack abs come into the bedroom with WWE entrance music. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
