In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. — Nikhil Saluja Democracy Copy Share Image
Inflation hasn't ruined everything. For example, a dime can still be used as a screwdriver. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
Love: starts with a friendship, moves to a kiss, leads to between the legs, then finishes on her face. — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
95% of vegetarians are vegetarian just so they can tweet & tell the rest of us they are. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Dear scientists, You gave us viagra, cialis and levitra¦ How about you stop playing with our dicks and give us something for… — Nikhil Saluja Science Copy Share Image
If you don't call me all day, I'll understand. If you don't text me all day, I'll understand. When I move on,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Bible Copy Share Image
Easy is to dream every night, Difficult is to fight for a dream — Nikhil Saluja Adversity Copy Share Image
People get so weird when you put your fingers in their nose. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Every maternity ward is just a Facebook wall post factory. — Nikhil Saluja Maternity Copy Share Image
