WIFE, A female who would rather mend your ways than your socks; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The true Strength of a Man is his ability to make a Woman better in every way.! — Nikhil Saluja Strength Copy Share Image
I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first. — Nikhil Saluja Difference Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Dad Copy Share Image
I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving. — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
Come Late And Your Girlfriend Will Say Youre Late. Cum Late And She Will Say Youre Great! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you can't sit in a public transport and masturbate then we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Friend Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts. — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
I stick my middle finger up at the cops all the time. At night. When they're driving the opposite way. And we're… — Nikhil Saluja Cops Copy Share Image
I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives! — Nikhil Saluja Cigarette Copy Share Image
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Two places are MOST VALUABLE in the world: 1. The NICEST place is to be in someones Thoughts, and 2. The SAFEST… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of… — Nikhil Saluja Morning Copy Share Image
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, funà And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice creamà And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
