Ladies: when your parents told you as a child don't spit honey, it's not lady like. Those same rules apply to blowjobs… — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja Dont look back Copy Share Image
Walking around with a 'Don't talk to me. I'm dead inside.' sign on my forehead wasn't a good idea after all. — Nikhil Saluja Dead inside Copy Share Image
Nothing pisses me off more than a person who hits the joint out of turn and fucks up the rotation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm so homophobic I won't even fart in front of a gay man...just in case he thinks its an invitation! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me: Haven't I seen you someplace before? She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when a girl screams. Especially when she finds me in her closet. It's like she wants someone to hear… — Nikhil Saluja Hate Copy Share Image
If people suddenly leave me or give up on me without any reasons, its their loss, not mine. — Nikhil Saluja Loss Copy Share Image
Being Friends is not always about stopping each other, from making mistakes, but it is always about being there., after the mistake… — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
Every day I find out if I'm getting too fat by checking if I can lick my own nipples. Looks like I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and… — Nikhil Saluja Beer Copy Share Image
The problem with being just friends is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn't deserve you when I could… — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man an empty house and a hand… — Nikhil Saluja Fish Copy Share Image
If shes amazing, she wont be easy. If shes easy, she wont be amazing. If shes worth it, you wont give up.… — Nikhil Saluja Amazing Copy Share Image
Throughout my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes. Most of all I've… — Nikhil Saluja Failure Copy Share Image
A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
