Mountains are cool cause they're like Mother Earth's Boobies. — Nikhil Saluja Boobies Copy Share Image
I really hate when I offer help and the other person says yes. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Love hurts...especially when you're gay and you've fallen in love with a black man. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best game I've ever played was a baseball game where the bat was a sword and the ball was someone's neck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's a certain charm, when the words Go fuck yourself roll off your tongue. Try it. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
THEY'RE going to THEIR house because you are not THERE. It's not Rocket Science. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Adventurous spirit Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Arguing over breast size is futile... It's like choosing between different brands - Foster's, Godfather, Corona or Kingfisher! Men may state their… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Debt is a form of slavery not prohibited by the Thirteenth Amendment; but it is a form of voluntary servitude that is… — Nikhil Saluja Slavery Copy Share Image
Dear followers, I know that seeing my picture on your timeline makes your day so don't be selfish and make your followers'… — Nikhil Saluja Followers Copy Share Image
News Report: Semen is actually good for teeth. I agree. The more my girlfriend sucks me off, the better chance she has… — Nikhil Saluja Semen Copy Share Image
Your phone's ringing. Yeah, phones actually meant to do that. — Nikhil Saluja Phones Copy Share Image
