No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're gonna tell me about something plz have proof.. If you don't have any, I don't want to hear it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls like cats because cats are assholes and girls love assholes. Its fucking science. — Nikhil Saluja Cats Copy Share Image
The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Nice joint family living under one roof with an old Baa who refuses… — Nikhil Saluja Family Copy Share Image
KISSING, While, medically, it may not spread infection -- it sure lowers a girl's resistance; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Asked an one year old what his name was and he didn't know. What a fucking idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My biggest fear is being in a plane crash and not be able to tweet about it. — Nikhil Saluja Biggest fear Copy Share Image
You call me hateful because I'm real. You call me childish because I speak my mind. Sorry, I wasn't taught how to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love helping people getting what they want. Today I overheard a girl saying I'd die for spicy mc burger so I… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who can be labelled intelligent when she sees through her husband -- she's understanding when she sees him through; — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing… — Nikhil Saluja Calm Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Told my mom, I can become the next Hitler if I drop out of school. She laughed hysterically for 2 hours. I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just met a girl named Karma. She was actually really sweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. — Nikhil Saluja Indecisive Copy Share Image
