All Nick Swardson Quotes
- Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak! Weak
- Wassup, Silver Fox? Oh, I started a fight club. Club
- So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I,… Automobile
- I have to pee out of my ass. Ass
- That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb. Bobby
- I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now. Believe
- My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds. Beds
- Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey. Bush
- Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear. Animal