Best Mike Birbiglia Quotes
- Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans. Night
- The economy of film forces you to make choices. Choices
- I grew up in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts and went to college in Washington D.C. College
- When I moved to New York, I was wide-eyed. I was nice to everyone, which comedians hate. Comedians
- You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24. Age
- I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding. Eat
- I feel like being a door person was like college in a sense. I could watch comedy on a professional level seven nights a week… Amount
- With a monologue, you can be unendingly elliptical. Elliptical
- Film is so immersive. Film
- Everything about starting out in comedy is pride-swallowing, from handing out fliers to bombing in front of audiences. Audiences
- You have to be delusional to be a comedian. Comedian
- When I started out, I really struggled as a comic because no one knew who I was, and sometimes I was telling stories, so it… Board
- How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer. Answer
- The Comedy Central CDs combined with the TV specials are what led to my stuff being traded and passed around, and a lot more people… Cds
- In some sense, Comedy Central has made their audience into comedy connoisseurs. Audience
- Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways. Bring
- People are making better and better small budge independent films these days. Better
- I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel. Fallon
- Prose is all about embellishing and describing. All
- I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy. Always Try
- Pain is funnier than love. Funnier
- I love Broadway shows. Broadway
- I am intimidating no one in America. No one feels like they are below me in any way. They feel like they are absolutely either… Absolutely
- Sometimes my fans are too nice. Fans
- Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea. Creepy