Michael McIntyre

Men need to be with women otherwise I don't think they really know how to behave. They'll just stare at me and…

— Michael McIntyre

I worked every single night, not even caring if I got paid, to get myself known. Within a year I was on…

— Michael McIntyre

I think if anyone becomes so obnoxious to believe they could be a national treasure, they just need to go on Twitter…

— Michael McIntyre

I go to the British Comedy Awards and, you know, quite a few people were making jokes at my expense. It just…

— Michael McIntyre

I don't like upsetting people.

— Michael McIntyre

I got my big break at the Royal Variety Performance in 2006 and returned in 2008, but now to host it is…

— Michael McIntyre

I don't watch any other comedy, I don't study stand-up as an art.

— Michael McIntyre

I think everyone wants to know why I look like this. These jokes I make about looking Chinese... My mother's from Hungary…

— Michael McIntyre

I feel a bit weird about turning 40. It makes you feel like you've passed over on to the other side a bit.

— Michael McIntyre

I sometimes reflect on my own life on stage and no one laughs, but you have to have faith in it and…

— Michael McIntyre

So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face.

— Michael McIntyre

I've always just tried to make the audience laugh.

— Michael McIntyre

Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I…

— Michael McIntyre

People have their special room for Christmas. One year my mum left her present on the arm of the sofa and it…

— Michael McIntyre

I've heard that my father was a really funny man in company, but I never got to see that side of him.…

— Michael McIntyre

I always used to want everyone to like me, because it used to hurt so much when people made snidey comments or…

— Michael McIntyre

I get looks like I can't raise my child, but I can.

— Michael McIntyre

There's nothing better than having a bright, blinding light in your face and being guided by big, rolling laughter. There's nothing more…

— Michael McIntyre

I'm thrilled at the continued success of the 'Big Show.'

— Michael McIntyre

Women like me. Women love me. But not so my wife need worry. Not in a 'he's so hot' type of way.…

— Michael McIntyre

Given this voice, I know it does sound like I've come from money. But my dad was Canadian and my mum Hungarian,…

— Michael McIntyre

I think actually performing on stage when everyone's facing you and you're one person facing them, that is quite a lonely thing…

— Michael McIntyre

It's such a lie that women go for funny men.

— Michael McIntyre

Australia is fun, but completely exhausting and confusing because I never get on with the different time zone.

— Michael McIntyre

I had a great moment with Michael Buble where I asked him if he could teach me to sing like him and…

— Michael McIntyre