All Mel Brooks Quotes
- Well, you know, 'Spaceballs' is a weird combination, because it's a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it's crazy and out-there and making fun of and… Apart
- Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels. Angel
- Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. From
- That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it. Baby
- I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom. Badoom
- Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together. Art
- We mock the things we are to be. Funny
- Feeling different, feeling alienated, feeling persecuted, feeling that the only way to deal with the world is to laugh - because if you don't laugh… Alienated
- The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness. Circumcision
- The only weapon I've got is comedy Comedy
- Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.... Every Human
- Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump. Bump
- Don’t be stupid, be a smarty / Come and join the Nazi Party! Don T
- I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes! Assholes
- There's not enough bad taste! I LOVE bad taste! I live for bad taste! I am the spokesman for bad taste! Bad
- One day, God said 'Let there be prey.' And he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder. Created
- Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves… Along
- Never retire! Do what you do and keep doing it. But don't do it on Friday. Take Friday off. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, go fishing...Then… All
- I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front. Behind
- I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting. Activities