All Mel Brooks Quotes
- I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool. Dream
- All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of… All
- Good taste is the enemy of comedy. Comedy
- Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you. Comedy
- I was out in the combat engineers. We would throw up bridges in advance of the infantry but mainly we would just throw up. Advance
- Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you've gotta perform them and/or direct them, or… Direct
- My favorite expression is: When you go up to the bell, ring it ? or don't go up to the bell. Bell
- Do you have a dollar on you? I hate to answer questions for nothing. Answer
- I've been taught ever since I was a kid that sex is filthy and forbidden, and that's the way I think it should be. The… Been
- Everything starts with writing. Everything Starts
- The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. Coming
- I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. Accused
- I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. Admirer
- Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed. Best
- Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse… Amuse
- My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Alternatives
- It's good to be the king. Funny
- I loved Westerns as a little kid, and I loved horror films. Films
- I wish I was better looking. Better
- I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel. Army