All Mel Brooks Quotes
- But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality. Bad
- We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody. Anybody
- Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy. Big
- I love writing songs. I'm a songwriter. Inspirational
- If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win. Dictator
- Oh, I'm not a true genius. I'm a near genius. I would say I'm a short genius. I'd rather be tall and normal than a… Genius
- When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I've always felt okay in Berlin. Always Felt
- Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with… Anywhere
- As far as songwriters, I've always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin; those guys mean a lot to me. Been
- I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn. Burn
- I know how to make it a great musical. I've got to. It's like I've got to see it on stage. Great
- I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous. Chris
- I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat. Combat
- I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances. Accept
- Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director. Apatow
- My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible. Entertain
- We rest our case on the production numbers. Case
- I'm still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the Derby, but what do you do when you retire? People… Able
- The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he… Always Quotes
- These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little… Both