I feel that I have something significant to say, but I cannot think what it is. — Mason Cooley Feels Copy Share Image
I know that I am what I am. But I am not sure what I am. — Mason Cooley I am what i am Copy Share Image
Politics inflame the passions in a way that few beloveds can match. — Mason Cooley Love Copy Share Image
Of course I want to be good, but that may not be to your advantage. — Mason Cooley Advantage Copy Share Image
General statements omit what we really want to know. Example: some horses run faster than others. — Mason Cooley Example Copy Share Image
A beautiful woman peers out her window, as full of envy as the harridan who peers up at her from the street. — Mason Cooley Beautiful Copy Share Image
In adding up her assets, the ambitious lady calculated the worth of her beautiful body as coldly as everything else. — Mason Cooley Ambition Copy Share Image
If you insist on asking me why I feel the way I do, I plan to take the Fifth Amendment. — Mason Cooley Amendments Copy Share Image
A restaurant with candles and flowers evokes more reveries than the Isle of Bali does. — Mason Cooley Bali Copy Share Image
The sage belongs to the same obsolete repertory as the virtuous maiden and the enlightened monarch. — Mason Cooley Enlightened Copy Share Image
The beginning, middle, and end are parodied, reversed, and hidden by modernism, but not abandoned. — Mason Cooley Abandoned Copy Share Image
Civilization must be destroyed. The hairy saints Of the North have earned thiscrumb by their complaints. — Mason Cooley Civilization Copy Share Image
Antagonistic cooperation is the principle of all markets and many marriages. — Mason Cooley Cooperation Copy Share Image
If you should ever acknowledge my existence, I plan to snub you. — Mason Cooley Acknowledge Copy Share Image
One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune. — Mason Cooley Dames Copy Share Image
After ages of bombast, the rhetoric of virtue has become ironic and shy. — Mason Cooley Age Copy Share Image
Sometimes I dread loneliness more than bores. Other times, the reverse. — Mason Cooley Boredom Copy Share Image
Adrenalin dispels boredom. Run, you sufferers from ennui! Run for your lives! — Mason Cooley Boredom Copy Share Image
The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of mind. — Mason Cooley Body Copy Share Image
Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting. — Mason Cooley Collecting Copy Share Image
The wretchedness of failure is the great attraction of success. — Mason Cooley Attraction Copy Share Image