Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children. — Mason Cooley Children Copy Share Image
Those who follow where their genitals lead them often wind up in tedious company. — Mason Cooley Business Copy Share Image
Something is sticking out its tongue at me from the corner of my mirror. — Mason Cooley Corners Copy Share Image
Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings. — Mason Cooley Cheerful Copy Share Image
Children must be protected not because they are innocent but because they are powerless. — Mason Cooley Children Copy Share Image
We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled. — Mason Cooley Baffled Copy Share Image
The more powerless people are, the longer they are kept waiting. — Mason Cooley People Copy Share Image
I seldom remember my father, but I sneeze and rub my nose the way he did. I also love my son with… — Mason Cooley Anger Copy Share Image
The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness. — Mason Cooley Charming Copy Share Image
Reversing a proposition rearranges its terms, but still keeps out new terms. — Mason Cooley Language Copy Share Image
Great men wait for the right moment to abandon caution. The rest of us abandon it when impatience becomes too much for… — Mason Cooley Abandon Copy Share Image
