A moment of eloquence enthralls us. An hour's worth leaves us stupefied. — Mason Cooley Eloquence Copy Share Image
Photography knows how to authenticate its misrepresentations. — Mason Cooley Know how Copy Share Image
Profundity often goes past the issue to some deep but useless truth. — Mason Cooley Issues Copy Share Image
Being cultured is the least expensive form of respectability. — Mason Cooley Culture Copy Share Image
Like other high subjects, the Law gives no ground to common sense. — Mason Cooley Common Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that (1) happiness is the goal of life, and (2) happiness is a chimera. — Mason Cooley Chimera Copy Share Image
You are as happy as you think you are, but not necessarily as miserable as you imagine. — Mason Cooley Happiness Copy Share Image
Thank God for the passing of the discomforts and vile cuisine of the age of chivalry! — Mason Cooley Age Copy Share Image
Striving toward a goal puts a more pleasing construction on our advance toward death. — Mason Cooley Construction Copy Share Image
Out of power, Marxism can develop critical intelligence; in power, it quickly becomes stupid. — Mason Cooley Communism Copy Share Image
The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness. — Mason Cooley Charming Copy Share Image
Supermarkets depict abundance; boutiques exclusiveness; roadside stands authenticity. — Mason Cooley Abundance Copy Share Image
Every book teaches a lesson, even if the lesson is only that one has chosen the wrong book. — Mason Cooley Book Copy Share Image
People are not the way they are primarily in order to annoy me. — Mason Cooley Annoying Copy Share Image
An imprudent enemy is less dangerous than an imprudent friend. — Mason Cooley Dangerous Copy Share Image
Disappointment proves that expectations were mistaken. — Mason Cooley Disappointment Copy Share Image
The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher. — Mason Cooley Determined Copy Share Image
I feel disappointed, but I don't remember just what I expected. — Mason Cooley Disappointed Copy Share Image
After a moment of shrinking back, we domesticate the grotesque. — Mason Cooley Grotesque Copy Share Image
The smile of a politician is strong and friendly, but noncommittal. — Mason Cooley Friendly Copy Share Image
In comedy, the witty style wins out over every mishap of the plot. — Mason Cooley Comedy Copy Share Image
The hysterical find too much significance in things. The depressed find too little. — Mason Cooley Depressed Copy Share Image
Fear of trying causes paralysis. Trying causes only trembling and sweating. — Mason Cooley Causes Copy Share Image
