Best Lenny Bruce Quotes
- Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish… Butte
- If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer. Body
- I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce. Bruce
- Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in jail. I wonder… All
- Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll… Believe
- Let me tell you the truth: The truth is what is. And what should be is a fantasy a terrible, terrible lie that someone gave… Ago
- The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... Art
- What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. Damn
- Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black… All
- I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God. Gave
- I want to perform an unnatural act. Act
- The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals. American
- Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk,… All
- Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience,… Act
- The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are -- it's Look at me, Ma! It's acceptance, you know -- Look at me,… Acceptance
- My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. Bed
- You are a white. The Imperial Wizard. Now, if you don't think this is logic you can burn me on the fiery cross. This is… Anymore
- There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie. Dirty
- I am influenced by every second of my waking hour. Every Second
- If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish Catholic
- Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. Back Ladies