“If one's safety is threatened, one often finds courage one didn't know one had.” — Lemony Snicket Courage Copy Share Image
“It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.” — Lemony Snicket Advice Copy Share Image
“Count Olaf had taken out a bottle of wine to pour himself some breakfast, but when he saw the book he stopped,… — Lemony Snicket Alcoholism Copy Share Image
“And a town not too far from where you live has a law that bars me from coming within five miles of… — Lemony Snicket Borders Copy Share Image
“I know we have to hurry!” Klaus cried. “I’m moving these noodles as quickly as I can!” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“No, no,' Phil Said. 'It's fine. I've never liked my left leg so much, anyways.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“scraggly trees produce apples so sour that one only has to look at them to feel ill. Lousy Lane traverses” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
If you have ever lost a loved one, you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, you cannot possibly… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“In my opinion, children should be seen and not heard. I'm an adult, so it follows that I should be heard and… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“Klaus, and Sunny had been many, many times to Mr. Poe’s office at the bank, where he coughed and talked on the… — Lemony Snicket Time Copy Share Image
“As I'm sure you know, the expression 'It's all uphill from here' has nothing to do with walking up stairs - it… — Lemony Snicket Ladder Copy Share Image
“Tea is difficult to drink quickly, because it is hot and needs time to steep, and so a cup of tea forces… — Lemony Snicket Coffee Copy Share Image
“How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus were… — Lemony Snicket Bad guy Copy Share Image
“The scientific principles of the convergence and refraction of light are very confusing, and quite frankly I can't make head or tail… — Lemony Snicket Science Copy Share Image
“Troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them, and that you should avoid doing them unless… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“And a refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, “If you don’t… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else your co-star, perhaps, or… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you… — Lemony Snicket Fire department Copy Share Image
“O, great wise man,' she said, 'I have been wondering so many things. Is life more than sitting at home doing the… — Lemony Snicket Doom Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaires looked at one another with bitter smiles. Sunny was right. It wasn't fair that their parents had been taken away… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“When you read as many books as Klaus Baudelaire, you are going to learn a great deal of information that might not… — Lemony Snicket Book Copy Share Image
“A taciturn writer, for instance, might produce only one short poem every ten years, which is unlikely to annoy anyone, whereas someone… — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“When somebody is a little bit wrong—say, when a waiter puts nonfat milk in your espresso macchiato, instead of lowfat milk—it is… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“Klaus had not told his siblings about the book, because he didn't want to give them false hope.” — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“I thought the war was a simple matter, with one side good and the other evil. But the more I read, the… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.” — Lemony Snicket Life Copy Share Image
“Wicked people never have time for reading,” Dewey said. “It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.” — Lemony Snicket Time Copy Share Image
“Is the mask working?" she asked me. "How can I tell?" "If you can breath, then it's working.” — Lemony Snicket Breath Copy Share Image
“A person who designs buildings is called an architect, but in the case of Prufrock Prep a better term might be 'depressed… — Lemony Snicket Architect Copy Share Image
“Mcguffin,” Sunny said, which meant “Your scheming means nothing in this place.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Rengetegféle könyv létezik a világon, amelyet élvezet olvasni, hiszen sokfélék az emberek is – mindenkit más érdekel.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It is remarkable that different people will have different thoughts when they look at the same thing.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“A történések éppen úgy nyomot hagynak egy helyen, miként a tinta a papíron.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“panic. “Vireo!” Sunny cried, which meant “Let’s run—or, in my case, crawl—as fast as we can!” “We’ll never run fast” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Klaus grinned. 'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but it was a very interesting book, and I'm so pleased that it's coming in handy.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“...she was so afraid of everything that she made it impossible to really enjoy anything at all.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“There are few sights sadder than a ruined book, but Klaus had no time to be sad.” — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“I get a small quiver of shame in my stomach whenever I remember it.” — Lemony Snicket Shame Copy Share Image
“It is most likely that I will die next to a pile of books I was meaning to read.” — Lemony Snicket Book Copy Share Image
