If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. — Walter Lord Copy Share Image
“This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling.” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Everyone takes the picture of the kid with the birthday cake on his face," he said once. "Wait for the unexpected. That's… — corrine jackson Copy Share Image
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Sugared cheese?" I was skeptical. - "I ate the vegan birthday cake," Dorin noted. "Trust me, this will be a treat by… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
“The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be.” — Rysa Walker Copy Share Image
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted… — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
“Wishing is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“You look…” he shook his head looking her up and down, “You look delicious. If I don’t get you out of here,… — J.B. McGee Copy Share Image
I hate when girls wear to much makeup, it looks like they smashed their face into a five year old girl's birthday… — Joseph Tanis Ceballos Copy Share Image
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and… — Beverly Cleary Copy Share Image
At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“When my phone rang at the bakery, this usually meant someone wanted to order a birthday cake. When Brock’s rang at the… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Looking for a supernova, therefore, was a little like standing on the observation platform of the Empire State Building with a telescope… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what I think? I think that if a young woman doesn't engage in the act of occasionally wishing on a… — Robin Jones Gunn Copy Share Image
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
One day shy of eight years old, my grandma passed away I was a broken hearted little boy, blowing out that birthday… — Steve Wariner Copy Share Image
There was a table laid with jellies and trifles, with a party hat beside each place, and a birthday cake with seven… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“My son was something of a disciple of flying things. On his bedroom wall were posters of fighter planes and wild birds.… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how much time we have left. Could be fifty years. Could be one more week. But I do know… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
“Hermione made purple and gold streamers erupt from the end of her wand and drape themselves artistically over the trees and bushes.… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Come and put your name on it Put your name on it Come and put your name on it Your name Bet… — Rihanna Copy Share Image
“My birthday cake was her latest project because it was not from a mix but instead built from scratch- the flour, the… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
One of the best moments is right here (during History Tour in Copenhagen, on his birthday in 1997). Right here. It’s right… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. — Loung Ung Copy Share Image
The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
