All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. — George Harrison Copy Share Image
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.” — Else Holmelund Minarik Copy Share Image
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate… — Brenda Shaughnessy Copy Share Image
I hate when girls wear to much makeup, it looks like they smashed their face into a five year old girl's birthday… — Joseph Tanis Ceballos Copy Share Image
“Why not? Why can’t we have fun and embrace life? Why is it so important to change into a new person just… — Melody Anne Copy Share Image
I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew… — Hayden Panettiere Copy Share Image
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“A tofu birthday cake dosn't wreak a marriage; but if you cut the tofu into lewd shapes, you are probably asking for… — Michael Lee West Copy Share Image
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Some children like to make castles out of their rice pudding, or faces with raisins for eyes. It is forbidden -- so… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“Josiah became King of Judah at the age of eight. Joan of Arc led the French Army at nineteen. King Tut led… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
I landed in Indianapolis on my 17th birthday. There to greet me was my new American family, the Bakers. I had barely… — Morten Andersen Copy Share Image
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“They don't want to know that you'll never eat birthday cake because you don't want to erase the magical taste of frosting… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
“My son was something of a disciple of flying things. On his bedroom wall were posters of fighter planes and wild birds.… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
“ To Harry James Potter ,’” he read, and Harry’s insides contracted with a sudden excitement, “‘ I leave the Snitch he… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“She couldn’t take her eyes from the dancing flame. No, this was so wrong. Candles should be used for meditation…for romance. Or… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had had a family. It was in Godric’s… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At five minutes to five,Jim walked into Mary's office, wearing his gray sweater and balancing four pieces of birthday cake on two… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
“I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality I knew… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I miss you, Eleanor. I want to be with you all the time. You’re the smartest girl I’ve ever met, and the… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To have candles on her birthday cake. Can't have her making a wish for a better nigga… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was… — Amanda Marshall Copy Share Image
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate… — Homaro Cantu Copy Share Image
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In a bar mitzvah, you do the candle-lighting ceremony with the cake. Every birthday, the cake is the big moment. — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
“You have a delicious round birthday cake. How many equal-sized pieces can you cut the cake into by making only three straight… — Zack Guido Copy Share Image
