“Allowed?' Uncle Monty repeated. 'Of course not! You are implored to come inside here, my boy.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“white beans, cherry tomatoes, and fresh basil, all mixed together with lime juice, olive oil, and cayenne pepper,” — Lemony Snicket Olive oil Copy Share Image
“I don't think people have made staples by hand since the fifteenth century.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Just knowing that they could read made the Baudelaire orphans feel as if their wretched lives could be a little brighter.” — Lemony Snicket Orphans Copy Share Image
“It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity.” — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“Gregor was involved with something called Volatile Fungus Deportation.” — Lemony Snicket Deportation Copy Share Image
“I submit these assorted pieces of evidence I’m unwilling to categorize!” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“an Egyptologist will use the word “set” to refer to the ancient god of evil, although he does not come up very… — Lemony Snicket Ancient Copy Share Image
“If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if… — Lemony Snicket Business Copy Share Image
“I purchased some clothes for you," Theodora said..."I was given you measurements, so hopefully they fit. If they don't, you will have… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you… — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“For the rest of the morning they worked quietly ad steadily, realizing that their contentment here at Uncle Monty's house did not… — Lemony Snicket Death Copy Share Image
“Nagy sóhajjal fölvette hát azt a könyvet, amelyet az előbb Violetnek ajánlott, és mint annyiszor életében, most is az olvasásban talált menedéket… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It felt like the wrong thing to do, standing at the wrong door in the wrong place. We did it anyway. Knowing… — Lemony Snicket Life Copy Share Image
“As I'm sure you know, "labor" is the term for the process by which a woman gives birth, and it is a… — Lemony Snicket Birth Copy Share Image
“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you… — Lemony Snicket Friendship Copy Share Image
“There are two basic types of panicking: standing still and no saying a world, and leaping all over the place babbling anything… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The water cycle consists of three phenomena – evaporation, precipitation, and collection- which are the three phenomena that make up what is… — Lemony Snicket Cloudy skies Copy Share Image
“story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“Operating theaters are not nearly as popular as dramatic theaters, musical theaters, and movie theaters, and it is easy to see why.… — Lemony Snicket Dark room Copy Share Image
“Like this book, the dictionary shows you that the word "nervous" means "worried about something" -- you might feel nervous, for instance,… — Lemony Snicket Anxiety Copy Share Image
“My silence knot is tied up in my hair; as if to keep my love out of my eyes. I cannot speak… — Lemony Snicket Love Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaires were sad to see a framed photograph of a kind-looking man with a handful of crackers in one hand and… — Lemony Snicket Photography Copy Share Image
“Good people?” Hangfire repeated. “Are you sure about that, Snicket? Would good people chop down a tree that was hundreds of years… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful.” — Lemony Snicket Food Copy Share Image
“Don't be a smart aleck," Hungry said. "But it cheers me up," I said.” — Lemony Snicket Happiness Copy Share Image
“but he was not looking at the view beneath him. He was looking beside him, where Violet Baudelaire was sitting,” — Lemony Snicket Cute moments Copy Share Image
“There are many mysteries I have never solved, and the hair of my chaperone is perhaps my most curious unsolved case.” — Lemony Snicket Mysteries Copy Share Image
“No lo entendían, pero, como tantos otros sucesos desafortunados de la vida, no por no entenderlos dejan de ser ciertos” — Lemony Snicket Amor Copy Share Image
“But sometimes it takes only a photograph and a sentence to make an author cry himself to sleep even years after the… — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“She took Sunny's coat off, and then her own, and dropped them both on the floor. Normally, of course, one should hang… — Lemony Snicket Manners Copy Share Image
“Sunny did not eat the wood, of course, but she chewed on it and pretended it was a carrot, or an apple,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It is so rare in this world to meet a trustworthy person who truly wants to help you, and finding such a… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It's an important skill to know when not to say anything. It's not a skill that came naturally to me then, nor… — Lemony Snicket Skill Copy Share Image
“If Uncle Monty had known known what bad luck was soon to come, he wouldn't have wasted a moment thinking about Gustav.… — Lemony Snicket Bad luck Copy Share Image
“The word "dreadful," even when used three times in a row, did not seem like a dreadful enough word to describe everything… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“One of the most troublesome things in life is that what you do or do not want has very little to do… — Lemony Snicket Inspirational Copy Share Image
“It pain me to tell you that once again Count Olaf would appear with yet another disgusting scheme, and that Mr. Poe… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“The children nodded in agreement, and rose from the table. Leaving their dirty breakfast dishes behind, which is not a good thing… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“everything being fine is only one of many, many reasons why someone may not contact you. Perhaps they are tied up. Maybe… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
