“For sapphires we are held in here. Only you can end our fear.” Violet said. “Until dawn comes we cannot speak. No… — Lemony Snicket Fear Copy Share Image
“There are people like this wherever you go. They are part of the same mystery as you are, but you can't quite… — Lemony Snicket Mysteries Copy Share Image
“I will thank you not to be impertinent," said Aunt Josephine, using a word which here means "pointing out that I'm wrong,… — Lemony Snicket Adults Copy Share Image
“The children knew, as I'm sure you know, that there is usually no reason to be afraid of the dark, but even… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats… — Lemony Snicket Heartbreak Copy Share Image
“If you were going to give a gold medal to Count Olaf, you would have to lock it up someplace before the… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“They wondered how many other eyes were in Count Olaf's house, and whether, for the rest of their lives, they would always… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“To hear the phrase “our only hope” always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there… — Lemony Snicket Anxious Copy Share Image
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I… — Lemony Snicket Love Copy Share Image
“I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where we once were so close that we… — Lemony Snicket Love Copy Share Image
“No matter how many slow and complicated mysteries I encounters in my life, I still hope that one day a slow and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“These three man," Mimi said, "are suspects in a recent theft. Last night, Polly Partial received a shipment of twenty blueberry pies.… — Lemony Snicket Funny Copy Share Image
“The moths were fluttering all over the sign at the desk that read DASHIELL QWERTY, SUB-LIBRARIAN. He was younger than I think… — Lemony Snicket Librarian Copy Share Image
“You write poetry?" Klaus asked. He had read a lot about poets but had never met one. "Just a little bit," Isadora… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“Being only twelve, Klaus of course had not read all the books in the Baudelaire library, but he had read a great… — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“There are many reasons, of course, why someone might snap their fingers and grin. If you heard some pleasing music, for instance,… — Lemony Snicket Music Copy Share Image
“Like most fourteen-year-olds, she was right-handed, so the rocks skipped farther across the murky water when Violet used her right hand then… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Count Olaf was so obsessed with getting his filthy hands on the money that he hatched a devious plan that gives me… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“Sunny held Kit, and Violet held Klaus, and for a minute the four castaways did nothing but weep, letting their tears run… — Lemony Snicket Cry Copy Share Image
“If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other books. In this book, not… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I can’t sleep if there’s murderers on the loose!” cried another guest. “Amen, brother!” said another person. “If a crime has been… — Lemony Snicket Crime Copy Share Image
“If one's safety is threatened, one often finds courage one didn't know one had, and the eldest Baudelaire found she could be… — Lemony Snicket Courage Copy Share Image
“Violet stayed still as a statue. She hadn't been listening to the last speech of Count Olaf's, knowing it would be full… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I am sorry to say that Mr. Poe had not done a very good job so far, and that the Baudelaires had… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Colette picked up a piece of the bread and stared at it suspiciously. “This toast feels raw,” she said. “Is it safe… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“When one's stomach is as fluttery as all that, it is nice to take a short break to lie down and perhaps… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“We might even say that the world is always in medias res—a Latin phrase which means “in the midst of things” or… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I know that having a good vocabulary doesn't guarantee that I'm a good person, but it does mean I've read a great… — Lemony Snicket Good person Copy Share Image
“It made the Baudelaire sisters a little sad to see all those books sitting in the library unread and unnoticed, like stray… — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“This is not a game, you horrible man,' Mr. Poe said. 'Dominos is a game. Water polo is a game. Murder is… — Lemony Snicket Crime Copy Share Image
“There are many, many things that are difficult in this life, but one thing that isn't difficult at all is figuring out… — Lemony Snicket Gift Copy Share Image
“Overall, the shack was too miserable to serve as a storage space for old banana peels, let alone as a home for… — Lemony Snicket Miserable Copy Share Image
“It is never seven that you count to, before you do something difficult. It is never at the count of two. It… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“You might compare your pimple situation to that of someone who was being eaten by a bear, and when you looked in… — Lemony Snicket Mirror Copy Share Image
“These brats know a lot of words,' Shirley said, in her ridiculously fake high voice. 'They're book addicts. But we can still… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Hacsak nem vagy varázslatosan szerencsés, akkor bizonyára történt már veled olyasmi az életben, amitől sírtál, és tudod azt is, hogy egy jó… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The siblings wished that if Mr. Poe were really jealous of them he would attend Prufrock Preparatory School himself, and they could… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“By 'aha' she means 'one minute' Stephano claims he knows nothing about snakes, the next he claims he is an expert! By… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image