“In the vast majority of cases, however, getting into trouble has nothing to do with one's self-esteem. It usually has much more… — Lemony Snicket Bus driver Copy Share Image
“I will love you with no regard to the actions of our enemies or the jealousies of actors. I will love you… — Lemony Snicket Blue sky Copy Share Image
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“You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment. The terrible phone call, the rainstorm, the sinister knock on… — Lemony Snicket Beauty Copy Share Image
“The phrase "in the dark," as I'm sure you know, can refer not only to one's shadowy surroundings, but also to the… — Lemony Snicket Dark Copy Share Image
“There are many things in this world I do not know. I do not know how butterflies get out of their cocoons… — Lemony Snicket Olive oil Copy Share Image
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“They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“When I was shipwrecked recently, for instance, I had the fortune to wash aboard a barge where I enjoyed a late supper… — Lemony Snicket Food Copy Share Image
“But I will take a page from the book of the Snow Scout leader, and skip ahead to the next interesting thing… — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“When the bald associate had mentioned a sleeping beauty, he was referring to a fairy tale that you have probably heard one… — Lemony Snicket Beauty Copy Share Image
“A fair deal, as everyone knows, is when both people give something of more or less equal value. If you were bored… — Lemony Snicket Count olaf Copy Share Image
“It dawned on them that unlike Aunt Josephine, who had lived up in that house, sad and alone, the three children had… — Lemony Snicket Love Copy Share Image
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“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“Yes, I know," Isadora said, and then read her poem, leaning forward so Carmelita Spats would not overhear: "I would rather eat… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
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“The three of us stood there for a minute. I don’t know what Stew was thinking, and the filing cabinet wasn’t thinking… — Lemony Snicket Another world Copy Share Image
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