“Of course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books.” — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“Oh, no,” he said. “We don’t read the newspaper. It’s too depressing. Our motto is ‘No news is good news.” — Lemony Snicket Good news Copy Share Image
“Oh!' Said Sunny, and everyone knew what she meant. She meant, 'What a terrible place! I don't want to live there at… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“They can teach you anything. That doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it.” — Lemony Snicket Education Copy Share Image
“As I’m sure you know, to be in one’s own room, in one’s own bed, can often make a bleak situation a… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“As he has promised, no harm has come to the Baudelaire orphans in the Reptile Room, but great harm had come to… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Humanity must perforce prey upon itself, like monsters of the deep.” — Lemony Snicket Humanity Copy Share Image
“You’re noble enough, Baudelaires. That’s all we can ask for in this world.” — Lemony Snicket Character Copy Share Image
“Some people say that a sunrise is a miracle, because it is somewhat mysterious and often very beautiful, but other people say… — Lemony Snicket Early morning Copy Share Image
“I thought maybe if I stared hard enough, I could see the lights of the city I had left so very far… — Lemony Snicket Staring out the window Copy Share Image
“Other than a sign I saw once that said, 'Beware' in letters made of dead monkeys, the 'Lucky Smells Lumbermill' sign was… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
There are those who say life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number… — Lemony Snicket Appreciate life Copy Share Image
“No reality has the power to dispel a dream" means that no matter what happens in the world, you can keep thinking… — Lemony Snicket Dream Copy Share Image
“I was tired of working in the lumber industry,” Phil said. “I was sure I could find a better job, and look… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Klaus had known for all twelve of his years that his older sister found a hand on her shoulder comforting—as long as… — Lemony Snicket Older sister Copy Share Image
“I led her into the newsroom, removed the sheet, and pointed to the statue of the Bombinating Beast. She gestured to me… — Lemony Snicket First place Copy Share Image
“For one thing, the penthouse was simply too big. Besides the seventy-one bedrooms, there were a number of living rooms, dining rooms,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Frustration is an interesting emotional state, because it tends to bring out the worst in whoever is frustrated. Frustrated babies tend to… — Lemony Snicket Frustration Copy Share Image
“Well, Nero," Genghis said, "I just wanted to give you this rose-a small gift of congratulations for the wonderful concert you gave… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“You know about all the villainous people who are lurking in the hotel?” Klaus said, equally incredulously. “Yes,” Justice Strauss said. “We… — Lemony Snicket Hotel Copy Share Image
“For although Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were about to experience events that would be both exciting and memorable, they would not… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire children wolfed down the peach, and under normal circumstances, it would not have been polite to eat something so quickly… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a… — Lemony Snicket Love Copy Share Image
“Inside these letters, the eye will see Nearby are your friends, and VFD.” — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.” — Lemony Snicket Flower Copy Share Image
“When we met, you were pretty, and I was lonely. Now, I am pretty lonely.” — Lemony Snicket Loneliness Copy Share Image
“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“O!" Sunny shrieked. "O!" Klaus agreed. "O!" Sunny insisted. "Oh!" Klaus cried. "I see what you mean!...” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Was it really necessary? Was it absolutely necessary to steal that sugar bowl from Esme Squalor?” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Uncle Monty smiled at the orphans. 'That's quite all right,' he said. 'Questions show an inquisitive mind.” — Lemony Snicket Psychology Copy Share Image
“Néha már az is segít, ha az ember kimondhatja, ami a szívét nyomja, és ezzel valaki egyetért.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Klaus watched his sister leave the library and felt a wave of hopelessness wash over him.” — Lemony Snicket Hopelessness Copy Share Image
“When you think of me," she said quietly "think of a food you love very much.” — Lemony Snicket Food Copy Share Image
“brought bone after bone to a skeleton expert until she told me that I was making her so miserable that I should… — Lemony Snicket Miserable Copy Share Image
“It only seems scarey' Klaus said, as if reading his sister's thoughts, 'because of the mist.” — Lemony Snicket Mist Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure” — Lemony Snicket Christmas Copy Share Image
“Because getting a cheerful balloon helps people picture getting better, and if you picture something it makes it so.” — Lemony Snicket Balloon Copy Share Image
“You don't spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If you are a baby, your family will sere you in your underwear many times, and there's no use being embarrassed about… — Lemony Snicket Family Copy Share Image
