“For Beatrice- I would much prefer it if you were alive and well.” — Lemony Snicket Alive Copy Share Image
“But your imaginings would be ersatz, as all imaginings are.” — Lemony Snicket Imagination Copy Share Image
“Nothing firms up a friendship like a good-natured argument.” — Lemony Snicket Argument Copy Share Image
“the world, no matter how monstrously it may be threatened, has never been known to succumb entirely.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.” — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“In the case of this sonata, Nero had apparently been inspired by somebody beating up a cat,” — Lemony Snicket Sonata Copy Share Image
“It was amazing, she thought, how everything having to do with Count Olaf was frightening.” — Lemony Snicket Amazing Copy Share Image
“There's nothing wrong with athletics, but they shouldn't get in the way of your schoolwork.” — Lemony Snicket Athletics Copy Share Image
“Wishing is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake” — Lemony Snicket Birthday cake Copy Share Image
“ Aha! " My chaperone looked at me like I should aha! back, but all I could manage was a quiet "ah."… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The passageway was still as dark as a bar of extra-dark chocolate sitting in a planetarium covered in a thick, black blanket” — Lemony Snicket Dark Copy Share Image
“One of the greatest myths in the world - and the phrase 'greatest myths is just a fancy way of saying 'big… — Lemony Snicket Myth Copy Share Image
“Normally I don't approve of children staying up late,' he said finally, 'unless they are reading a very good book, seeing a… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels; and if you haven’t, you… — Lemony Snicket Death Copy Share Image
“They spent the rest of the afternoon trudging back up the hill carrying their groceries, but the heaviness of cucumbers and limes… — Lemony Snicket Orphans Copy Share Image
“Goo goo," Sunny said, which meant something along the lines of "I'm going to pretend I'm a helpless baby, instead of answering… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Mr. Poe couldn't think of anything else to say that might have comforted the Baudelaire orphans, but I wish now that I… — Lemony Snicket Children Copy Share Image
“I'll tell you why I'm Shirley," Count Olaf said. "I'm Shirley because I would like to be called Shirley, and it is… — Lemony Snicket A-series-of-unfortunate-events Copy Share Image
“But you can't invent things like time,' Violet said. 'You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I will love you with no regard to the outrage of certain parents or the boredom of certain friends. I will love… — Lemony Snicket Love Copy Share Image
“The good people who are publishing this book have a concern that they have expressed to me. The concern is that readers… — Lemony Snicket Books Copy Share Image
“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in… — Lemony Snicket Death Copy Share Image
“A letter may be coded, and a word may be coded. A theatrical performance may be coded, and a sonnet may be… — Lemony Snicket Code Copy Share Image
“He was wrong in thinking that by saying 'Nnphnn!' Sunny had been complaining about getting undressed in front of her siblings. Sunny's… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“In this large and fierce world of ours, there are many, many unpleasant places to be. You can be in a river… — Lemony Snicket Finding yourself Copy Share Image
“If you are ever forced to take a chemistry class, you will probably see, at the front of the classroom, a large… — Lemony Snicket Element of surprise Copy Share Image
“Let’s see! I’ll put you to work right away! Aye! No—first I’ll give you a tour! No—I’ll introduce you to my crew!… — Lemony Snicket Submarine Copy Share Image
“A cheerful attitude is the most effect tool against sickness.” — Lemony Snicket Attitude Copy Share Image
“The only thing worse than a perilous adventure is a boring one.” — Lemony Snicket Adventure Copy Share Image
