I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. — Karl Pilkington Cat Copy Share Image
“Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?” — Karl Pilkington Brain Copy Share Image
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard. — Karl Pilkington Comedy Copy Share Image
I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine? — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face. — Karl Pilkington Expression Copy Share Image
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story. — Karl Pilkington Cities Copy Share Image
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's… — Karl Pilkington Animal Copy Share Image
I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around… — Karl Pilkington Animal Copy Share Image
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything -… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered… — Karl Pilkington Animal Copy Share Image
I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's… — Karl Pilkington Climate change Copy Share Image
“This is the problem with inventing. Virtually everything has been done already. These days most things are just the same things but… — Karl Pilkington Inventing Copy Share Image
People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div… — Karl Pilkington Dolphins Copy Share Image
It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of… — Karl Pilkington Archaeologists Copy Share Image
I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about… — Karl Pilkington Book Copy Share Image
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error. — Karl Pilkington Day Copy Share Image
You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle. — Karl Pilkington Angry Copy Share Image
Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years. — Karl Pilkington Body Copy Share Image
