We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about — Karl Pilkington Inspirational Copy Share Image
If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake? — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
“I’m useless in water. I wake up at night drowning in my own saliva.” — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know… — Karl Pilkington Fish Copy Share Image
it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing,… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing — Karl Pilkington Body Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was… — Karl Pilkington Artist Copy Share Image
“The only memory I have was how the wrestler’s balls that were thrust into my face left a saltiness on my lips.” — Karl Pilkington Memory Copy Share Image
By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo.… — Karl Pilkington Animals Copy Share Image
“I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob. They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.… — Karl Pilkington Humor Copy Share Image
In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal… — Karl Pilkington Animal Copy Share Image
People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee… — Karl Pilkington Bee Copy Share Image
“I’ve found out that Malakula was named by Captain James Cook. It comes from the French mal au cul which means ‘pain… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't… — Karl Pilkington Animal Copy Share Image
We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now… — Karl Pilkington Apples Copy Share Image
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