Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare,… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have… — Karl Pilkington Dolphin Copy Share Image
I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a… — Karl Pilkington Baby Copy Share Image
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of… — Karl Pilkington Being Copy Share Image
The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. — Karl Pilkington Atheist Copy Share Image
The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into… — Karl Pilkington People Copy Share Image
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. — Karl Pilkington Flying Copy Share Image
I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get… — Karl Pilkington Art Copy Share Image
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a… — Karl Pilkington Cave Copy Share Image
[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful. — Karl Pilkington Environmental Copy Share Image
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd… — Karl Pilkington Christmas Copy Share Image
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. — Karl Pilkington Computer Copy Share Image
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine. — Karl Pilkington Brain Copy Share Image
When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've… — Karl Pilkington Books Copy Share Image
The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife. — Karl Pilkington Cafe Copy Share Image
People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
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