It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey — Karl Pilkington Money Copy Share Image
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat? — Karl Pilkington Dracula Copy Share Image
I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week… — Karl Pilkington Change Copy Share Image
It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think. — Karl Pilkington Reassuring Copy Share Image
A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture. — Karl Pilkington Inspirational Copy Share Image
All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I love nature - it's probably my most favorite thing. I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
“I’m convinced the reason they don’t make James Bond movies anymore is because the stunts he used to do no longer impress… — Karl Pilkington Bond Copy Share Image
I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't… — Karl Pilkington Best way Copy Share Image
Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera.… — Karl Pilkington Attention Copy Share Image
I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider? — Karl Pilkington Inspirational Copy Share Image
If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it? — Karl Pilkington Animal Copy Share Image
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep... — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
![“Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.” quote by Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/433/karl-pilkington-1541_attention_everywhere-we-walked-we-got-plenty-of-at_1390290.jpg)
