“If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried” — josh stern Bliss Copy Share Image
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels…” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“To end any sort of conflict, environmentalists as a whole, should cut off their legs so they don't leave any kind of… — Josh Stern Environmentalists Copy Share Image
“When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on… — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Camus said 'Love Lasts or Love Burns'. I want a Lasting Burn-just nothing requiring a series of painful treatments by a rubber-gloved… — Josh Stern Love Copy Share Image
“If we are expected to show a gentle compassion for humanity, shouldn't we all have a wash care label sewn into each… — Josh Stern Compassion Copy Share Image
“Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to… — josh stern Copy Share Image
“What I lack in brilliance, I more than make up for in glitter” — Josh Stern Brilliance Copy Share Image
