Humor-inspirational Quotes

“Holy ripened fuckcheese!”

— Christopher Moore

“Don't judge a cat by its coat.”

— Magdalena VandenBerg

“snow is overused.”

— N.D. Wilson

“Google is so my bitch”

— Hannah Harrington

“Not on Netflix! Oh no!”

— Kye Alfred Hillig

“The One who knows, knows a lot.”

— Baba

“I like Books...”

— Suzanne Collins

“don't drop the soap”

— g m

“The most hilarious person ever is God”

— Alzenati Zenati

“Staying on the fence is safe ... until someone shoots you off!”

— Steven Charles

“I didn't fall, the stairs of SL just needed a hug OKAY!”

— Lyza Matociños

“Why sadness was created? So we could rest from laughing.”

— Nelson M. Lubao

“If positivity is not your mindset, then reset”

— josh stern

“The virtue of humility is conspicuous only in its' absence.”

— L.F.Linnenkamp

“Everybody’s got something weird about them.”

— Anonymous

“If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.”

— Magdalena VandenBerg

“humor is a spiritual journey to see the world in a unique, amusing way.”

— Ed Toolis

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the…

— Paula Wall

“Great. We're all bloody inspired,” Newt answered, then pointed over his shoulder, towards the Maze.”

— James Dashner

“People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to WalMart, so be it.”

— Maynard James Keenan

“Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing.”

— Mark Forsyth

“It is what it is. You are what you it. There are no mistakes." --Villa Incognito”

— Tom Robbins

“There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.”

— Tom Waits

“Actually it's this easy to explain: When your time's up...poof...your time is up!”

— Timothy Pina

“But to me it sounded like someone throwing a roll of paper towels and a can of frosting into an oven and…

— Lisa Kleypas

“By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Honesty doesn't require that she issue…

— Sam Harris

“Everything was a test. Or a lesson. Or a punishment from which he was supposed to learn a lesson, on which he…

— Orson Scott Card

“My father quoted Shakespeare to me often and when I lay a book down with splayed pages he told me better to…

— Christine Wade

“Sometimes people don't take responsibilities of their own behaviors and they blame others , i have Four words for them " Go…

— Mohieddine Cheouichi

“Faith often comes from patience and remembering that sometimes patience is taking a deep breath and listening to that little voice on…

— Charles Glassman

“... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in…

— Anonymous

“Prayer works (unless God has a different plan for you, that is different than what you want). Pray now. It works best…

— Juanita Ray

“Organs evolve to perform a particular function, but once they exist, they can be adapted for other usages as well. Mouths, for…

— Yuval Noah Harari

“I suddenly remembered that Murray Gell-Mann and I were supposed to give talks at that conference on the present situation of high-energy…

— Richard Feynman

“If I had created myself, I would be taller, blond, and more well endowed, financially. I would have cast out spiders and…

— Audrey Conn

“Life is just like the game of poker, you never know what cards you will get. Sitting against the people, you can…

— Prerna Varma

“Now and then, as I mature and think about myself just a millimeter less, I hope our trip inspired someone to achieve…

— Quentin Super

“Girls find it rather fun to tease my about my height and the joy I find in the games boys play. Please.…

— Halina

“In an Anglo-Saxon thriller, the villain is generally punished, and the strong silent man generally wins the weak babbling girl, but there…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“There is a story I always tell my students...when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn’t speak English…

— Pablo