“Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“I married Miss Right, but didn't know at the time she had shortened her name from Righteouspainintheass” — Josh Stern Shortened Copy Share Image
“If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
