“Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because he had delusions of Papal grandeur” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking… — Josh Stern Eggshells Copy Share Image
