“Blind date' is code for 'We met online and don't want to talk about it.” — Beth Kendrick Copy Share Image
My whole life, meeting people is like a blind date, because I feel like they've already seen the video on me. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
“I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Arranged marriage is like a blind date...except that date is supposed to last for a lifetime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Simply handing over your iPod to a friend, your blind date, or the total stranger sitting next to you on the plane… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
“Journalists from the future would appear as history was made. He got nervous as a crowd of them filmed his blind date… — T.R. Darling Copy Share Image
Cowriting is very personal. A great song is an honest song, so you have to be able to open up to the… — Liz Rose Copy Share Image
Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun. First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you. I… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
My stepdad is Bruce Jenner, the Olympian. The first time he came over was like a blind date, and we had show… — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
T.V. found me. I was offered jobs. It came in handy when I started having babies. Just one night's work, and then… — Cilla Black Copy Share Image
When people follow me without starring anything I feel like I've been pulled into some weird blind date and they'll end up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst part about being set up on a blind date is when you realize that your date isn't blind and is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Personal branding is about managing your name - even if you don't own a business - in a world of misinformation, disinformation,… — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
I had someone correct my grammar once on a blind date, and within the first 10 minutes the date was over. You… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
“Meeting your adoptive baby is like being set up on a blind date with someone you will have to spend the next… — Jana Wolff Copy Share Image
It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
The live audience is a blind date. The camera is a hungry lover. One wants to be wined and dined and seduced… — Bill Oberst Jr Copy Share Image
Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Sure, theories of humor discern a few broad invariants: incongruity, misattribution, etc. But whereas I might find a blind date gone horribly… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
“It was another blind date; this time her uncle had set her up. The plan: Meet outside of her fancy Midtown Manhattan… — Bill Shapiro Copy Share Image
“After everything happened with you and me, I tried to heal. I knew that I needed to forget you and move on.… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“It had been a fix-up, a blind date set up by a well-meaning skinny coworker who had no clue that most men… — Sue Ann Jaffarian Copy Share Image
“Captain, Hey, hi, umm, so maybe I should have thought this through a bit more or something since I’m obviously unsure of… — K.L. Donn Copy Share Image
“It's the opening line of a football game returned for a touchdown. Or fumbled. It's what orange juice is to breakfast, the… — Lionel Fisher Copy Share Image
“I look up, and he’s searching my eyes, just like he did after kissing me for the first time in the rain.… — Beth Revis Copy Share Image
“I remember when one of our daughters went on a blind date. She was all dressed up and waiting for her date… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
