I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim.… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Terms of Service are like being asked to sign a 50-page pre-nup on a first blind date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What are this blind dates?' he asked curiously . 'An old American institution of mismating.” — Rona Jaffe Copy Share Image
Fat hoes invented the Blind Date to trick men into having to give them a free meal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its like we are on a blind date with God,we cant see him but we love him more and more as the… — Isaac Buabeng Copy Share Image
I wanna go on a blind date and then just be a complete psychopath so they hate their friend for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?” — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
Your mother sets you up blind dates? With guys like that?" The corners of his mouth twitched. "She doesn't like you very… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its so daunting to walk into a classroom or a school auditorium. Its like the worlds weirdest blind date. I know all… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“What kind of woman agrees to a blind date at the top of a tower? And what kind of man spends his… — Anne Fortier Copy Share Image
Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Working with new people can be really hard and nerve-wracking. When you don't know the person, it's like being on a blind… — Julia Michaels Copy Share Image
I hate the idea of a blind date. the idea of meeting someone for the first time and thinking you might immediately… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well it has been very exciting and very changing as well. Celebrating the 40th year and having the album out and the… — Cilla Black Copy Share Image
“I'm nothing but envious that you've been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
“I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I wanted to do 'Blind Date,' because I wanted to meet Cilla Black and I wanted to meet a bloke, so I… — Alison Hammond Copy Share Image
Sure, theories of humor discern a few broad invariants: incongruity, misattribution, etc. But whereas I might find a blind date gone horribly… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“George Harrison: Paul transformed me in my bedroom, and it was awkward, to say the least. It was like being on a… — Alan Goldsher Copy Share Image
My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
For the piano and me it is always a blind date! I meet different pianos every single day. I can't take my… — Hiromi Copy Share Image
“I remember when one of our daughters went on a blind date. She was all dressed up and waiting for her date… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
“I look up, and he’s searching my eyes, just like he did after kissing me for the first time in the rain.… — Beth Revis Copy Share Image
“After everything happened with you and me, I tried to heal. I knew that I needed to forget you and move on.… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“It was another blind date; this time her uncle had set her up. The plan: Meet outside of her fancy Midtown Manhattan… — Bill Shapiro Copy Share Image
“It's the opening line of a football game returned for a touchdown. Or fumbled. It's what orange juice is to breakfast, the… — Lionel Fisher Copy Share Image
“Captain, Hey, hi, umm, so maybe I should have thought this through a bit more or something since I’m obviously unsure of… — K.L. Donn Copy Share Image
“It had been a fix-up, a blind date set up by a well-meaning skinny coworker who had no clue that most men… — Sue Ann Jaffarian Copy Share Image
