“When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door” — Josh Stern Relationship Copy Share Image
“I wanted to marry the first girl that I fell in love with, but there were religious differences. I was an agnostic… — Josh Stern Love Copy Share Image
“I wish I had flaps of extra skin connecting my arms & legs like a Flying Squirrel & then spend my days… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack” — Josh Stern Baggage Copy Share Image
“Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy” — Josh Stern Alike Copy Share Image
“Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts… — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity &… — Josh Stern Electricity Copy Share Image
“Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other?” — Josh Stern Facing Copy Share Image
“I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance” — Josh Stern Behavior Copy Share Image
“It doesn't really matter if you're right wing or left wing....as long you're delicious” — Josh Stern Delicious Copy Share Image
“Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because he had delusions of Papal grandeur” — Josh Stern Humor Copy Share Image
“Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to… — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac” — Josh Stern Carry Copy Share Image
“Never be paralyzed by fear, just by falling off a cliff” — josh stern Abundance-creation Copy Share Image
“Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what” — Josh Stern Acts of kindness Copy Share Image
