“'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted.... 'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!” — Josh Stern Cake Copy Share Image
“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....” — Josh Stern Hate Copy Share Image
“Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to… — josh stern Brinksmanship Copy Share Image
“Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity” — Josh Stern Anyone Copy Share Image
“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, not as we desire it- what you do… — Josh Stern Embrace life Copy Share Image
“If you're going to walk down the aisle together, best to go single file” — Josh Stern Aisle Copy Share Image
“Never love anybody who treats you like you're normal...they're just the psychiatric hospital staff” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Don't take me under your wing and tell me that scent is duck sauce” — Josh Stern Duck Copy Share Image
“Camus said 'Love Lasts or Love Burns'. I want a Lasting Burn-just nothing requiring a series of painful treatments by a rubber-gloved… — Josh Stern Love Copy Share Image
“Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady...then stick my foot out” — Josh Stern Equality Copy Share Image
“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET" ” — Josh Stern Water Copy Share Image
