All John Mayer Quotes
- Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to… Capitalize
- Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix. Defined
- Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been. Been
- People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them. From
- You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad. Affects
- Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the… Box
- High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. Crappy
- Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? Completely
- I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction. Addict
- Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the… Bring
- My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,'… Away Saying
- I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's… Dating
- I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool. Cool
- You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. Actually Get
- Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way. Danger
- Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day. Day
- I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that place. It might just be an emotion I understand but… Assuming
- I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out.… Bed
- I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats. From
- Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits. Favourite
- I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days. Accidents
- I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve. Best
- Maybe someday you can accuse somebody of being a poseur by selling out and playing blues music, but that's just not going to happen in… Accuse
- Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's… Actually Try
- I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks. Busses