All Joel McHale Quotes
- Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry. Angry
- It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their… Actor
- I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. Boy
- I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start trick or treating right after… Great
- Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret. Big
- If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. Dream
- It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it… Along
- Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money. Inspirational
- My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having… Career
- Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor. Actor
- Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. Big
- You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition. Audition
- In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your… Around Britney
- I love my job, I love the cast, and I love the crew, it's ideal. So something's going to go horribly wrong. Cast
- I've always made fun of television shows and how ridiculous some celebrity behavior is, but I never thought my job would be commenting on it.… Always Made
- I won't do porn. Well, I won't do triple-X porn. Porn
- I was serious about Ultimate Fighting Championship. And I'm not even ashamed to say it because I want free tickets. Ashamed
- Hopefully when I do auditions I do the best I can do at the time. That's all I have control over. All
- People might say it came easy for me. The fact is, I've worked hard on every role. I prepare for each audition...take the script, read… Audition
- 'Almost Live' allowed me to take chances and try things you can't do on national television. It allowed me to screw up. Allowed
- Every parent should thank God for the gift that is their children's health, and shower them with love. Every Parent