"I won't do porn. Well, I won't do…" — Joel McHale

"I won't do porn. Well, I won't do triple-X porn."

— Joel McHale

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21 Quotes by Joel McHale

Joel McHale has 21 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to…
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start…
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and…
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous…
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair…
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

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Internet porn makes everything more reasonable -- once you've realized there is a massive subculture of upwardly mobile people who… — Chuck Klosterman
Before pop art, there was such a thing as bad taste. Now there's kitsch, schlock, camp, and porn. — Don DeLillo
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Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it… — Lauren Oliver
I'd love to write some porn, but I don't know if I have the right engines. When I was a… — Neil Gaiman
Look at the stupid, poor people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people,… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!-Shane — Rachel Caine
What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your… — Becca Fitzpatrick
The internet is 95 percent porn and spam — Margaret Atwood
She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director. — Christopher Hitchens
We know, for instance, that there is a direct, inverse relationship between frequency of family meals and social problems. Bluntly… — Anthony Bourdain
My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She… — Janet Evanovich

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