Best Jimmy Buffett Quotations
- I recommend that you try a little mental floss. Floss
- I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent. Animal
- Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts. Animal
- I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me. Alcohol
- What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this? Eye
- The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart. Apart
- You better lava me now or lava me not. Better
- Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. All
- Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? Alcohol
- I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night. Alcohol
- It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. Alcohol
- Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue. Alcohol
- Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt. Alcohol
- Elvis up in Michigan and maybe out in Mars. Elvis
- My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars. Car
- This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing. Baby
- He went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, saving the world on his own. Activism
- Back to my childhood where those monsters reside. They snack on innocence and dine on self esteem. Childhood
- Mirror that lies, mirror that lies, that can't be me in the gorilla disguise. Disguise
- Love is a wave building to a crescendo. Ride if you will, ride it with me. Building
- Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin. Commit
- Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man. Dating
- Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns. Art
- Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you. Art
- I got a PBS mind in an MTV world. Art
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