Floss Quotes

43 quotes by 37 authors

...the floss-silk manes tossed up like the crest of a breaking wave....Light ran and glittered on them. They were obedient...you would have sworn...as the white… — Mary Stewart
I'm proud of being a vaudevillian, the last of my line. A lot of people think my entertainment is candy-floss. Well, entertainment is too aggressive… — Eric Sykes
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield
When we hear a Mozart piano concerto today, we're most likely to hear the piano part played on a modern concert grand. In the hands… — Robert Greenberg
A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's… — George Carlin
My father was in the civil service. I can remember standing in a bus shelter in the pouring rain, and that we were allowed candy… — Honor Blackman
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year… — Chuck Lorre
Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old… — Barbara Kingsolver
I want something mouthwatering and tasty which reminds me of childhood. The scent of a fairground, candy floss, little cakes, chocolates and caramels. Perfume must… — Thierry Mugler
Never floss a stranger. — Joan Rivers
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. — Frank Zappa
I recommend that you try a little mental floss. — Jimmy Buffett
Awards are always a pleasant surprise. They are the candy-floss parts of our job - a lovely added extra to attract people's attention. The bottom… — Sophie Thompson
The biggest reason most people fail is that they try to fix too much at once - join a gym, get out of debt, floss… — Marilu Henner
Never floss with a stranger. — Joan Rivers
It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. — Laurie Halse Anderson
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? — Frank Zappa
YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make… — James Patterson
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready… — Bill Bryson
Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss? — Christopher Moore

Who Wrote These Floss Quotes

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