Sometimes I hate having a conscience, and a stupidly thorough sense of honor. — Jim Butcher Conscience Copy Share Image
People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story. — Jim Butcher Dog Copy Share Image
“Bloody constraint,” I told him. “For should you try to hide the girl from me, even in your heart, there shall I… — Jim Butcher Told Try Copy Share Image
“what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money.” — Jim Butcher Suffer Copy Share Image
“She’d grown up in a strict household; she’d gone insane with freedom the minute she ran away and got out on her… — Jim Butcher Family Copy Share Image
“I don't know the good or the evil of the thing. That's something that only you mortals worry about.” — Jim Butcher Evil Copy Share Image
“I had to maintain a fine balance between going in ready for trouble and going in asking for trouble.” — Jim Butcher Fine Balance Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Comedian Copy Share Image
“Of course cats [can see ghosts]. As far as I can tell, all cats. But they aren't terribly impressed with the fact… — Jim Butcher Cats Copy Share Image
All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once. — Jim Butcher Faerie Copy Share Image
“Come with me if you want to live,” I said. “Excuse me?” “No time,” I said. “It isn’t your fault, but you’re… — Jim Butcher Bad business Copy Share Image
“It never rains,” I moaned. Tera frowned at me. “It is raining now.” She turned to Susan. “I do not think he… — Jim Butcher Communication Copy Share Image
Crows," Maximus breathed. "Was that who I think it was?" "Phrygiar Navaris," Tavi said, nodding. "What was she doing here?" Max asked.… — Jim Butcher Crow Copy Share Image
I mean, we're all going to die. We know that on an intellectual level. We figure it out when we're still fairly… — Jim Butcher Convince Copy Share Image
“It was like a fire in my thoughts, my concentration, burning ever more brightly, more pure, refining my anger, my hate, into… — Jim Butcher Anger Copy Share Image
“I am just another blind man. I do not get the whole picture of what transpires in all places. I am blind… — Jim Butcher Blind Copy Share Image
You don't explain to the janitorial staff how your company is a part of a sinister organization with goals of global infiltration… — Jim Butcher Business Copy Share Image
“Rip her dress off!” Bob shouted. Bob the Skull takes paperback romances very seriously. The next page turned so quickly that he… — Jim Butcher Bob-the-skull Copy Share Image
“Who am I? What have I done with my life? Who can I trust? That last one is a doozy. It haunts… — Jim Butcher Doubt Copy Share Image
“I love you." Why it worked right then, why the webbing of my godmother's spell frayed as though the words had been… — Jim Butcher Harry dresden Copy Share Image
“People who ask questions and think about their faith are the last ones to embrace dogma -- and the last to abandon… — Jim Butcher Ask questions Copy Share Image
“You aren’t angry,” he said. “That she’s hurt.” “Like hell I’m not,” I said. “It’s coming. After we take care of her.… — Jim Butcher Angry Copy Share Image
“I glanced up at Thomas. "We've still got Hook, right?" "He's being held prisoner on a ceramic-lined cookie sheet in the oven,"… — Jim Butcher Art making Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the most remarkable things seem commonplace. I mean when you think about it jet travel is pretty freaking remarkable. You get… — Jim Butcher Air travel Copy Share Image
“Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to… — Jim Butcher Funny Copy Share Image
“Get out of the way, Mavra. Or don’t get out of the way. If you try to stop us from leaving, if… — Jim Butcher Greasy Copy Share Image
“Remember who you are. This creature wants to take it from you. Do not let him.” — Jim Butcher Animals Copy Share Image
Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries. — Jim Butcher Computer Copy Share Image
No matter where you go, there you are. (Uriel to Harry Dresden) — Jim Butcher Dresden Copy Share Image