“And the sex,” I said. “It will be frequent. Possibly violent. You’ll be screaming. Neighbors will make phone calls.” — Jim Butcher Phone calls Copy Share Image
I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket. — Jim Butcher Baskets Copy Share Image
The U.S. isn't a perfect place, but it's better than most people have managed to come up with. And all my stuff… — Jim Butcher America Copy Share Image
Here had lived someone else who knew that the only thing waiting at home was a sense of loneliness. Sometimes it is… — Jim Butcher Comforting Copy Share Image
“I blinked slowly at that notion. “A honeymoon free of your mother-in-law.” “Worth more than gold or jewels,” Hades said.” — Jim Butcher Honeymoon Copy Share Image
“Beer, brewed in cauldrons the size of houses by machines and then served cold. It has no soul. It isn't worthy of… — Jim Butcher Beer Copy Share Image
People have far more power than they realize, if they would only choose to use it. — Jim Butcher People Copy Share Image
“In Chicago, you can’t swing a cat without hitting an Irish pub (and angering the cat), but McAnally’s place stands out from… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I am just another blind man. I do not get the whole picture of what transpires in all places. I am blind… — Jim Butcher Blind Copy Share Image
You don't explain to the janitorial staff how your company is a part of a sinister organization with goals of global infiltration… — Jim Butcher Business Copy Share Image
“Rip her dress off!” Bob shouted. Bob the Skull takes paperback romances very seriously. The next page turned so quickly that he… — Jim Butcher Bob-the-skull Copy Share Image
God isn't about making good things happen to you, or bad things happen to you. He's all about you making choices--exercising the… — Jim Butcher Action Copy Share Image
“The one bad thing about the duster,” she mused. “I could never see your butt.” “I never noticed.” “If you went around… — Jim Butcher Bad thing Copy Share Image
Am I going to be able to provide a real home for her, man? An education? A real life? What's her college… — Jim Butcher Able Copy Share Image
Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his… — Jim Butcher Believe Copy Share Image
“Thomas opened the throttle all the way and passed me, I kid you not, a shiny brass telescope. “Seriously?” I asked him.… — Jim Butcher Telescope Copy Share Image
“People who ask questions and think about their faith are the last ones to embrace dogma -- and the last to abandon… — Jim Butcher Ask questions Copy Share Image
“You aren’t angry,” he said. “That she’s hurt.” “Like hell I’m not,” I said. “It’s coming. After we take care of her.… — Jim Butcher Angry Copy Share Image
“I glanced up at Thomas. "We've still got Hook, right?" "He's being held prisoner on a ceramic-lined cookie sheet in the oven,"… — Jim Butcher Art making Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the most remarkable things seem commonplace. I mean when you think about it jet travel is pretty freaking remarkable. You get… — Jim Butcher Air travel Copy Share Image
“Handy, humans, Rowl thought. Clumsy, slow, and not always terribly bright, but they were very very strong, through sheer, inarguable mass. He… — Jim Butcher Cats Copy Share Image
Murphy watched me thoughtfully for several empty seconds. Then she said, very gently, "You're a good man, Harry." I swallowed and bowed… — Jim Butcher Crazy Copy Share Image
“Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to… — Jim Butcher Funny Copy Share Image
“Get out of the way, Mavra. Or don’t get out of the way. If you try to stop us from leaving, if… — Jim Butcher Greasy Copy Share Image
“See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.” — Jim Butcher Grudge Copy Share Image
“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?" "Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, I said solemnly, and frosting of white.” — Jim Butcher Food Copy Share Image
“Me and the Blue Beetle kick ass. In a four-cylinder kind of way, but it still gets kicked.” — Jim Butcher Beetle Copy Share Image
Apocalypse is a frame of mind." [Nicodemus] said then. "A belief. A surrender to inevitability. It is a despair for the future.… — Jim Butcher Apocalypse Copy Share Image
“They didn’t want to kill me. They wanted to hurt me. And they were good at it.” — Jim Butcher Hurt Copy Share Image
Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing. — Jim Butcher Bunnies Copy Share Image
“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.” — Jim Butcher Funny Copy Share Image
Whatever you do, do it for love. If you keep to that, your path will never wander so far from the light… — Jim Butcher Journey Copy Share Image
A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course. — Jim Butcher Conscious Copy Share Image
The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I… — Jim Butcher Burned Copy Share Image
“There's been a lot on my mind," I replied. "It seems unlikely that your cares will lighten," Queen Mab replied. "Improve your… — Jim Butcher Psychology Copy Share Image
The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming. — Jim Butcher Creepy Copy Share Image
“Magic came from life itself, from the interaction of nature and the elements, from the energy of all living beings, and especially… — Jim Butcher Life Copy Share Image
A pure heart and mind only takes you so far - sooner or later the hormones have their say, too. — Jim Butcher Heart Copy Share Image
I guess maybe you don’t get to be the Merlin of the White Council by saving up frequent-flier miles — Jim Butcher Council Copy Share Image
“Tiny," Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative fist. "But fierce .” — Jim Butcher Dresden files Copy Share Image