Best Jeremy Clarkson Quotes
- Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off. Camry
- If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside. Backside
- The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off! Americans
- A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. Exhaust
- Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. Beaten
- Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. Americans
- There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on. Bloody
- Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig. All
- Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the… All
- Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his… All
- The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler Adolf
- It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber,… All
- You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what… All
- We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. All
- Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley. Cow
- I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well. Feminine
- Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our… Attached
- The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite Avoided
- You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats… All
- The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth. In the history of armed combat, we are the only democracy to have… Adolf
- All this health and safety talk is just killing me. All
- Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is… Achieve
- Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. Ability
- Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth Earth
- If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them? All
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