“There were five full glasses of wine in front of me, but the wine teacher told us that we were not allowed… — Jenny Lawson Wine Copy Share Image
A house should look lived in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to it and it doesn't… — Jenny Lawson Cholera Copy Share Image
“It's like I have a sensor in my head, but she works on a seven-second delay... well-meaning, but perpetually about seven seconds… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
When you're really crazy you don't question it. Being aware of my behaviors stops them. Sure, a lot of people pick their… — Jenny Lawson Behavior Copy Share Image
“Really, the only people you should be comparing yourself to would be people who make you feel better by comparison. For instance,… — Jenny Lawson Comparing yourself Copy Share Image
Grandpa did everything at his own pace, a speed that my sister and I referred to as 'when snails attack.' ... My… — Jenny Lawson Book Copy Share Image
It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like… — Jenny Lawson Blame Copy Share Image
“Women scare enough, but bloggers can be even more frightening to deal with. Most bloggers are emotionally unstable and are often awkward… — Jenny Lawson Emotionally unstable Copy Share Image
When I was little, my father used to sell guns and ammo at a sporting goods store, but I always told everyone… — Jenny Lawson Ammo Copy Share Image
There's so much shame involved in not being like everyone else. But I learned that the things that made me unique were… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
I try to be appreciative of what I have instead of bitter about what I’ve lost. — Jenny Lawson Anger Copy Share Image
...and whenever I had menstral cramps, I could just pretend that Voldemort was close. — Jenny Lawson Cramps Copy Share Image
“Black women are always the loudest when they have babies. Screaming to Jesus, usually. White women are much quieter, right up until… — Jenny Lawson Black women Copy Share Image
When I'm blogging, I think book writing is easier and vice versa. Writing is lonely work, and the good thing about blogging… — Jenny Lawson Blogging Copy Share Image
“No " Grandlibby replied. "Hail comes from hell. The devil sent it because he's happy that you're reading evil garbage.” — Jenny Lawson Humor Copy Share Image
“This theory worked well for my sister, who has never been sick a day in her life, and is one of those… — Jenny Lawson Life Copy Share Image
In short? It is exhausting being me. Pretending to be normal is draining and requires amazing amounts of energy and Xanax. — Jenny Lawson Being me Copy Share Image
I had very low self-esteem. Books saved me. I found friends in stories like The Chronicles of Narnia and A Tree Grows… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
“It’s been my experience that people always assume that generalized anxiety disorder is preferable to social anxiety disorder, because it sounds more… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
“And that’s when I realized how incredibly lucky I am to have friends like Laura. Because she took something traumatic and awful… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Personally I prefer to avoid any activity that ends with a strange man offering to "hose the blood off of ye afterward,… — Jenny Lawson Strange man Copy Share Image
