“You should just accept who you are, flaws and all, because if you try to be someone you aren't, then eventually some… — Jenny Lawson Save yourself Copy Share Image
I have trouble getting approvals from my heath insurance company for basic antidepressants. And I have the best plan my agency has.… — Jenny Lawson Agency Copy Share Image
“No really. What exactly did you do today, Jenny? Quantify it for me." "It's not quantifiable. There aren't even metrics for the… — Jenny Lawson Data Copy Share Image
[On acupuncture:] The needles are small and won't hurt at all. In fact, they'll feel good. Ha, ha! Just kidding. They feel… — Jenny Lawson Acupuncture Copy Share Image
“Sometimes people come into your life just to teach you how not to become them.” — Jenny Lawson Life Copy Share Image
“Also, if you try to make a shrimp boil but the bag of spices bursts and so you just toss it all… — Jenny Lawson Pepper spray Copy Share Image