“I bet if I spent less time with the television and more time pursuing activities that enhance my life and expand my… — Jen Lancaster Business Copy Share Image
“This is a Lucent PBX with Audix voice mail, right? I used this kind at all of my old jobs, so I'm… — Jen Lancaster Old job Copy Share Image
I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA. — Jen Lancaster Believe Copy Share Image
Writing is something that I've always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader. — Jen Lancaster Books Copy Share Image
“So now I'm getting my gown made by an exclusive seamstress, and all thos anorexic whores on Michigan Avenue and Oak Street… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“As I paddle along, I slowly become aware that it's been fear keeping me out of this pool for so many years.… — Jen Lancaster Fear Copy Share Image
“I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being… — Jen Lancaster Funny Copy Share Image
“Except for thinking up reasons I’m allowed to skip the gym, my schedule is almost totally empty. (Today’s reason is because I… — Jen Lancaster Gym Copy Share Image
Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and… — Jen Lancaster Book Copy Share Image
The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously. Do I miss the package I came in at 25?… — Jen Lancaster Best things Copy Share Image
“The second prong in my revised Trinity is IKEA, the Swedish home store monolith. If you're unfamiliar, they carry every single thing… — Jen Lancaster Humor Copy Share Image
You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit. — Jen Lancaster Going to sleep Copy Share Image
Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people. — Jen Lancaster Deep Copy Share Image
“Reality television gave me an amazing feeling of moral and intellectual superiority without actually requiring any effort past moving the dogs to… — Jen Lancaster Amazing feeling Copy Share Image
The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously. — Jen Lancaster Age Copy Share Image
“I HAVE to stay here. I simply have to. To be honest, too much of my identity comes from possessing this space.… — Jen Lancaster End of the day Copy Share Image
“(Jen gets completely sloshed and it's not her wedding) I was supposed to meet Carol and her family at the aquarium the… — Jen Lancaster Humor Copy Share Image
“I mean, six years ago my electricity's being cut off and my car's getting repossessed and I'm being evicted from my apartment,… — Jen Lancaster Years ago Copy Share Image
“Everyday I feel more and more like a full-fledged adult. Even though it was (metaphorically) only yesterday I was sloshing in the… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“In Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand stated that there's no such thing as real altruism. She espoused the principle of ethical egotism, meaning… — Jen Lancaster Generosity Copy Share Image
Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. — Jen Lancaster Dark Copy Share Image
“With two pit bulls in the house, we have a responsibility to make sure they’re always under control. I mean, we’re well… — Jen Lancaster Peace Copy Share Image
