All James Patterson Quotes
- What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max Dirt
- He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.†“I prefer canine-American,†said Total. American
- Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum? Been
- I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough." Iggy: "What… Appropriately
- Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws another pinecone at… Couple
- Um, there's a girl meeting her friend,' he went on. 'Her friend is giving her an ice-cream cone. Oh-it's dripping. Huh. It, uh, dripped on… Breath
- You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)… Brain
- They call me, The Sharkalator Call
- Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming. Catch
- Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question! Ari Felt
- Love means never having to be apart Apart
- Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to, Boy
- Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds. Inspirational
- Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out… Any
- Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica. Anysing
- You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record. Ate
- I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,†I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of… Appreciate
- You are an endless project...changing, evolving, surprising. Changing
- When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous. Apart
- Lots of women are gifting themselves with diamonds for their right hand. Diamond