All James Patterson Quotes
- They're afraid of change, and we must change. They're afraid of the young, and we are the young. They're afraid of music, and music is… Afraid
- Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I wont rip… Beat
- Sometimes he seems like a droid--or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2. Droid
- There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going. Annoying
- Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie. Always Good
- Love means you can never be apart. Apart
- Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No, we don't have… Any
- I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard. Actually Dead
- You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television? Cereal
- What, eBay isn't good enough for us? Ebay
- Who ya gonna call?" "Ghostbusters!" "That phrase is ruined forever. Call
- Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably… Death
- That's more than three questions, Max. And sometimes wheter someone is your friend or enemy is all in how you look at it. But if… All
- How is San Francisco, Alex? Lovely city. Will you leave your heart there? Do you think it's a good place to die? Alex
- Like a good song, life has verses, the goliards had taught me. Each verse has to be sung. It takes all of them to make… All
- I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much. Damsel
- Hello, Max," he said quietly, searching my face. "How do you feel?" Which was a ten on the "imbecilic question" scale of one to ten.… Any
- Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave… All
- If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a… Aged
- You stand out like a fart in a church. Church