All James Patterson Quotes
- The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. Death
- I stared at her in amazement. "How do you even live with yourself?"..."You're willing to sell children to a foreign government so they can be… Amazement
- I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing Bahfing
- Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help… Appear
- So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and… Bird
- Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube… Call
- In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny… Crate
- Gazzy: "What does that mean?" (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!) Fang: "It… Current
- Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it? Besides
- How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?" Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell… Always Tell
- Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each… Break
- Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend. Barbie
- Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R. Captain
- What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself… Bathroom
- Fang: "There is one bright side to this." Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us? Fang:… Appalled
- There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows. From
- Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long,… Bracelet
- That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers. Across
- SITTING TIGHT? Holing up? Waiting for answers? Those are things I'm not good at. Planning a massive attack against mechanical geeky-like things when i was… Answers
- YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make… Bowl