All James Patterson Quotes
- Sometimes a happy delusion is better than grim reality. Better
- Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong. Certain
- Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're… Any
- De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in.… All
- Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I… Anysing
- Bombs are good. I love bombs."--Iggy Bombs
- Yes. I owed my life, Angel's life, and my mother's life to a mutant's ability to create industrial-strength snot. Ability
- So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max Brown
- You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them. Boots
- Please, sit down," Sharon said with another hair toss. I made a mental note to practice doing that in a mirror the next time I… Another Hair
- Steve turned to us again, looking so dang enthusastic that I wondered how much coffee he'd had this morning. "So, you kids want to be… Big
- Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost… Been
- I had a question. "Why does the name Pearl Harbor sound so familiar?" The lieutenant colonel's eyes narrowed. "Pearl Harbor is the most famous U.S.… Affleck
- This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad. Brain
- He's gonna be fine," I confirmed. Can we see him?" Iggy asked. Ig, I hate to break it to you, but you're blind. Asked
- Then I went to bed and cried into my pillow. I wasn't sad, not at all. It was just so beautiful to have an intense… All
- Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned. Choice
- Excuse me? I'm alive too. Alive
- I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max Everglades
- Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back. Addict